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- ocmongoose is a single guy from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA.
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The president has handlers. I know that Bill Clinton had a handler, I know that. But handlers, the president has handlers. WHAT IS HE, LIKE A BEAR? What do they need, a big chunk of meat to get him from meeting to meeting? "Come on! Come on! Let's go into here. We're going to Air Force One."
He needs HANDLERS? Are you kidding me? The president who said to terrorists, "Bring it on"? The dumbest thing ever uttered, by anyone, anywhere. [Audience goes wild.]
He's the president. He's the leader of the Free World. And I am Schmucky the Clown. You mean to say, I could say something, and he would laugh so hard, his head would start spinning, and he'd be spittin' up, and then he'd jump up and start going nuts, and running around--"Holy fuck, get the meat, somebody get the meat! Jesus, get the meat already!" Fuck, he's out in the audience, he's biting Democrats.
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